Well there ya go, I made it ta four already… four months that is! Mum reckons I look pretty flash in my red shirt and denim shorts… I must admit, she’s right 
I had a new visitor today too; must be that centrefold shot I did in April!! Nah… it’s Angela, an old family friend who’s just moved back to Darwin and dropped in to say hi… Hi ya, Angela
Yep… that’s me Dad’s out painting the new house, we’re not moving ’til next weekend now, so Mum’s lookin’ after me at our old house. Grandma, Grandpa, Aunty Katie and Cousin Billy dropped in ta visit right on my bedtime, so I though I’d stack on a little paddy just ta show ‘em who’s boss ’round here! Ya reckon I look pretty feral?
Special hi to Auntie Anniee and Uncle Morgwn xox
Uh oh; ya gotta keep a reeeal low profile ’round here today. Collingwood flogged Adelaide Crows yesterday; Dad’s not happy with ‘em… but me ‘n Mum, that’s a different story
Dad reckons I dropped the lip after Collingwood lost on Saturday, and that’s why I had ta go to hospital… wrong! They let me out yesterday after two days of tests, and it turns out I’m lactose intolerant… so I’ve traded Mum’s conveniently packaged food for a special formula, and now no more tummy aches or reflux Dad might have a point though, ’cause guess what… I’m good, and us Magpies downed the Essendon Bombers 95 to 79 in today’s annual Anzac Day match. The boys need some kicking practice but… 12 goals 23 behinds; shocking!
Now for some hot goss…
Yep, ya wouldn’t believe it, Mum and Dad sold my house… we’re moving out to Knuckeys Lagoon in a few weeks. Dunno how I’ll go living in the bush but Mum looks pretty happy, and Osama and Gucci’ll go nuts
Bath time’s gettin’ ta be a real blast… I usta hate water, but Mum and Dad got me this cool seat; I feel like royalty sittin’ up there on my throne I gotta new trick too, splashing Mum… works a treat! I tell ya, I’ll be swimming before I can walk.
Ahem… note the modesty panel; many thanks ta Grandpa and the AFL. Now that there’s girls around, ya can’t be too careful! I don’t know how well me ‘n Grandpa will be gettin’ on after this weekend though; it’s Collingwood v Port Adelaide… someone’s gunna be sorry… Grandpa
I found out something reeeal interesting the other day… Ya know how there’s blokes and, well blokes… well some of those other blokes aren’t blokes!! Kate and Aaron brought their baby over to our house for a sorta “meet and greet” and, as ya can see, we were just chatting away on the couch, looking flash as in our matching nappies.
But here’s the crunch, no wonder she’s so cute… Abbey, born on August 3rd last year, is a girl !! Who’d a thought it… there’s boys and girls, must be sorta like dads and mums. A bloke’s gunna hafta be a bit more careful when he drops his nappy in future
Ya reckon my Dad’s pretty tricky? I do, and he does too, heh heh… but Mum says that she does the hard part, and we’re just takin’ the easy way out!
Tell ya what though, it’s hard work… wore me an’ Dad out
A man’s work is never done… mowing the lawn with Dad, teaching Mum to read… it’s all go around here! I wanna be like Grandpa… just takin’ pictures all the time
It’s a lawnmower, Grandma, I’ll show ya once more… ya just gotta push it here; it cuts the grass by itself!
Now repeat after me, Mum, yellow… yellow balloon on the left and yellow duck on the right… y.e.l.l.o.w… OK?
Ya reckon I should sign on for the pension yet? I’m a month old now, so Mum even made me sleep in my own room today!! But… I got lotsa friends in there; a whole new family
In the evening, Cousin Themilis brought the timber over so Dad and Grandpa could finish off my shelves… yay, check it out!
Someone left the border open and there’s Mexicans at Halkitis Court! Grandma, Grandpa’s and Dad’s friends Brian (aka Floater) and Josie (aka Achmed), from Alice Springs, came to meet me and Mum yesterday… I’m famous, as you know, and now they’re famous too, so naturally we just had ta get together; as famous people do
Then, guess what? We all went to Stokes Hill Wharf for tea… yaaaay… good place! We fed the fishes and everything… well, they did… I was hungry again, so Mum had ta feed me too!
More piccies here as soon as they’re de-classified
