Charles:
Boy, we had fun this arvo… Grandma wanted some family photos for her birthday present ’cause it’s coming up in five days!
What a blast… this is me trying to give Michael’s (the photographer’s) horsey a drink
He didn’t want my drink, so I’ll just lay back here, like Lord Muck, and swallow it all myself 
I had ta have a little chat with Michael… he needs a few tips on horsies and, seein’ as I’ve got one myself (well actually my brother and I have one) I’m just the bloke ta wise him up!
Michael’s a legend when it come ta photography though… he even got Christian to smile!
We sprung Mum when she wasn’t looking… she bribed Christian with a dummy
After photos we went for tea; Grandma was reeal happy with the photos… and I think Christian was too.
And I was certainly happy ta go for tea… I got ta play in my favorite arcade; I reckon they built these columns ’specially for me!
